Breakfast Conundrums

If you think that you're going to be late for your bus if you eat breakfast at home, and decide instead to buy some when you get into work, do not make the following mistakes:

1. Walk all the way to Gloria Jeans and order a fabulous chocolate macadamia coffee latte something something, then leave
2. Decide to get a muffin from Culley's
3. Realize Culley's isn't open for half an hour, and remember you can't just be late to work because everyone thinks you're slack since you're the bosses niece and he lets you do anything you want
4. Decide you don't want to walk back to Gloria Jeans, so go instead to Dome
5. Buy a muffin from Dome, which is double the price of a Culley's one
6. walk off in a rush and spill your aforementioned chocolatemacadamialatteorangefrappaccino on your white skirt
7. Realize the muffin is about as old as your toenail polish and even more badly chipped
8. Be sadthat you are still hungry when you get to work.

The end.

Moral of the story: Dome has crap muffins, eat breakfast before you go to work, Fremantle is inconveniently laid out.