Tuesday, June 20, 2006

*disclaimer* - borrowed from another site

I stole this from someone else - but it pays out mySpace and aside from that being sacreligious, it is also very very funny!
(It's not really sacreligious)

Dear Mr Murdoch
(owner of MySpace)

Please consider these ideas for your next online venture.

MyGarden - the place for folks to gather who are tired of neighbours walking the dog and allowing Helmut the great dane to *poo* on my lawn.

HighSpace - intimate site for druggies to chat about trends in meth-mouth and ways of turning compost into something smokeable.

GivememySpace - a message board for anyone looking to bug out of a relationship hassle-free.

2006WorldCupSpace - the least interesting, most simplistic and ultimately irrelevant website ever. Until the 2010WorldCupSpace.

MyWindowsVistaSpace - a site devoted to folks figuring out if we are closer to the edge of the universe than the release of Microsoft's new operating system.

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