Why I Love Reality TV:

> SOB STORIES: I LOVE AUDITIONS WITH SOB STORIES!!!!! They are SO FANTASTIC!!!! Jordan & I have cooked up some sob stories for if we ever find the occasion to audition for a reality show. My personal favourite was from last season's SYTYCD: the girl was dyslexic and couldn't tell her right from her left. Oh please. As if that'll let you through.

> EVERYONE CRIES. It's very cathartic. Even though I'm not crying, I feel like I have.

> THERE'S ALL THIS SUCCESS!!!! People lose weight! People dance awesome! People hear really cool stuff!

> CRITICIZING HOSTS! Natalie Bassingthwaite, wow you're annoying. And Hayley, your'e just as crap as AJ, without being as awesome as her. I love letting out all my inner rage at them. it's so satisfying.

> Idiots who audition. Your parents lied to you. Seriously. You're really bad.

> All the things you learn.

> When you get to know the people who get to the end of the show - the top ten really, cos you know all their names and feel like they're your friends.

> Oh they're all so dramatic!!! I love it!!!

> The slang and the lingo! Things like chore and weigh-ins, and 'going to Sydney', and last-chance training. Love it. Love it love it love it.