DO NOT:

* Agree to do a pamphlet round. Ever. EVER.
* Assume that other people know exactly what you're thinking
* Eat Brumby's custard danishes - RANK
* Agree to work extra hours on a weekend you've already overbooked
* Drop people's sliced bread all over the floor
* Think you can squeeze your assignments around your work hours
* Lead people on
* Pretend you are asleep
* Do Intro Calc if you want your sanity to stay intact
* Smoke. YUCK
* Ask who a famous footballer is when just the name is mentioned without reference to the sport/team
* Let people start talking to you about their weight
* Miss people. It makes it worse.
* Agree to going too many places on a public holiday
* Assume all the Seniors at work will stay employed - cos it's likely they'll all quit within one week and leave the boss lady in a bad mood - rostering you on during Easter when you are away
* Overcommit yourself
* Get your hopes up
* Hold back from buying something you really really like cos then you won't get another chance to get it!
* Eat the tasties at work. They're kinda supposed to be for the customers
* Ask questions you don't want to know the answers to
* Try to cut your own hair
* Think you are invincible
* Eat mouldy bread
* Watch scary movies (Phone Booth is on TV - shakeyshake)
* Underestimate people
* Overestimate people
* Pick up a ringing phone if it's not yours. EVER. EVER EVER EVER.
* Watch medical TV shows - yuck. Operations and blood and dying people and yuck. Tell me, how is this entertainment?
* Pay $3.70 for an il Gelato ice cream. What a joke
* Think too hard
* Lose your compassion for people
* Not eat mangos
* Miss the opportunity to see every Disney movie in existence
* Forget to sleep

Speaking of which - it's bed time. Early shift tomorrow morning!