EVERYBODY'S GONE SURFING

I have been ina weird mood lately.
I finished Criminal Law Exam.
Grammar great yes?
I type in capitals to relieve my anger
I ate a whole block of chocolate today
I broke the phone
I love lipgloss
I don't love readings and taking notes and learning for exams
I love facebook groups dedicating to learning a whole unit in a week
I love birthdays and parties
I love it nearly being my birthday!
And I love you all.
The end.
A survey to not occupy you.

List 100 things about your self

1) Full Name:
emily alison zylstraaaaaa

2) Male/Female:
i'm female but i'm a manly female

3) Were you named after anyone?
No. I don't need to be.

4) Does your name mean anything?
Awesome.

5) Nick Name(s):
Em, Zylllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee
Or to some, Emmy
Or, as my pop will never let me forget...
no I'm not telling it's too embarrassing

6) Who do you think you look like:
ME

7) Date Of Birth:
21/06/1990
Only four more sleeps!

8) Place of Birth and Current Location:
Part a) FITZROY, VICTORIA
part b) PERTH

9) Nationality:
Je suis australienne

10) Astrology Sign:
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM

11) Chinese Astrology Sign:
I'M NOT CHINESE

12) Religion:
NO CHINESE
OH WAIT
CHRISTIAN

13) What’s your favorite smell?
GOOD ONES


14) Political Position?
I'M NOT POSITIONED POLITICALLY
UNLESS IT COUNTS TO BE AGAINST KEVIN RUDD FOR BEING A RHETORICAL ASIAN SPEAKING WASTE OF SPACE WHO DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BUT SAY BUZZ PHRASES LIKE 'I'M BRING DOWN PETROL PRICES' AND 'EDUCATION REVOLUTION!' AND 'I'M GETTING THE TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING NO NO NO NO NO
That's allll

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea or a really fabulous coffee

16) Hair + Eye color:
My hair is red and my eyes are BROWN OR GREEN

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
NOPE

18) What do you look like?
What's this obsession with what I look like/??

19) Any unusual talents?
I CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?
I WRITE WITH MY RIGHT HAND

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?
JE SUIS STRAIGHT

22) What do you do for a living?
I WORK AT MOO AND SELL YOGHURT.
AND I AM A STUDENT. ISN'T IT EXCIIIITING.
OH AND I TUTOR MATHS AND CHEMISTRY. I'M A MATHS STAR

23) What do you do for fun?
I PLAY THE PIANO AND I DANCE AND I SOCIALIZE AND I DRINK COFFEE

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
A NEEDLE AND THREAD

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
I DON'T CARE

26) Have you met your grandparents?
YES, ONE OF THEM IS IN HOLLAND CURRENTLY.
THAT MAKES ME LAUGH BECAUSE I BET HE'S LOST

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend.
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION! I LIKE BOYS WHO BRING ME CHOCOLATE AND TELL ME I'M AWESOME

28) Crushing?:
ON YOUR FACE

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
ALLL OF THEMMMMM

30) Current worries?
THAT I'LL FAIL HISTORY AND POLITICS AND LIFE

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s):
UM.

32) Favorite place to be?
AWAY AND GALLIVANTING AROUND THE WORLD!
OR BUYING STATIONERY!

33) Least favorite place to be?
SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE IS NO COFFEE

34) Do you burn or tan?
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN

35) Ever break a bone?
NOOOOOOO

36) What is your favorite cereal?
I DON'T LIKE CEREAL I ONLY EAT TOAST OR TEA FOR BREAKFAST
TEA A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREADDDDD AND THAT BRINGS US BACK TO DO DO DO DO

37) Person you cry with?
REAL MEN DON'T CRY

Do You Have...
38) Any sisters:
NO BUT I HAVE HYPOTHETICAL SISTERS.
I JUST TYPED SYSTEMS INSTEAD OF SISTERS. HOW EMBARRASSING

39) Any brothers:
YES I HAVE ONE REAL BROTHER AND ONE PRETEND BROTHER

40) Any pets:
NO NO NO

41) An Illness:
I'M TOO GOOD FOR ILLNESSES
ALTHOUGH MY NOSE IS PERMANENTLY BLOCKED

42) A Pager:
PFFT.

43) A Personal phone line:
EVERYONE OVER HTE AGE OF ONE MONTH HAS A MOBILE

44) A Cell phone:
HA! TOLD YOU!

45) A visible birthmark:
NO. I HAVE NO BIRTH MARK.
ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE A CHICKEN POX SCAR
DOES THAT COUNT?
HEY THE BEACH BOYS JUST CAME ON! =]

46) A Pool or hot tub:
OUI, NOUS AVONS UNE PISCINE!

47) A Car:
I SHARE ONE. I CAN'T AFFORD A CAR. THEY EAT MY MONEY AND PETROL

Describe Your...
48) Personality:
UNEXCITING

49) Driving:
BAHAHHAHA.
AWESOME.
MAYBE A TAD ON THE FAST SIDE


50) Your clothing style:
I HAVE NO STYLE

51) Room:
LARGE AND MESSY AND COMFY

52) What’s missing:
YOU

53) School:
FINISHED!
I MISS SHAGS BUT
IT WAS SO PRETTY

54) Bed:
COSYYYYYYYYYY

55) Relationship with your parent(s):
IT IS RELATIONSHIPY

56) Do you believe in yourself:
MAYBE.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?:
WHATEV

58) Consider yourself a good listener:
MAYBE

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
WHAT IF I SAY NO? THEN WHAT?
HUH? HUH?
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE
I AM GOING TO GO TO FRANCE AND MEET A BEAUTIFUL FRENCH BOY AND MARRY HIM AND HE WILL BE RICH AND WE'LL LIVE IN A CASTLE AND I'LL BE A PRINCESS

60) Get Along with your parentS:
YEAH, WELL WHAT MORE CAN YOU EXPECT, WE DO THE PARENT/AWESOME DAUGHTER THING

61) Save your e-mail conversations:
NO =S

62) Pray:
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

63) Believe in reincarnation:
NAH ONE LIFE IS GOOD FOR ME =] GOD WILL MAKE IT GOOD!

65) Like to talk on the phone:
YEAH KIND OF DEPENDS ON TO WHO

66) Like to eat?
I LIVE TO EAT
I LOVE EATING
EATING IS THE GREATEST EVER
I WISH I COULD EAT ALL THE TIME!

67) Like to exercise?
EH, DEPENDS

68) Like to watch sports?
FOOTBALL AND NETBALL IF IT'S A GOOD GAME

69) Sing in the car?
ALL THE TIME! THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT LONG DRIVES

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
I DON'T HAVE DREAMS

71) Dream in color:
.........

72) Do you have nightmares?
I DID THE OTHER NIGHT! HOW MEBARASSING!

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal:
NAH IT'D GET KILLED
I'M A LETHAL SLEEPER

74) Right next to you:
BLISTEX AND RUSSIA READINGS
I DIDN'T DO THEM OBVIOUSLY

75) On your favorite coffee cup?
IT IS PLAIN WHITE AND LOVELY =]

76) On your mouse pad:
LAPTOPS DON'T DO MOUSE PADS

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
MINTY MINT MINT!

78) Your brand of deodorant?
WHATEVER I CAN GET! REXONA ATM I BELIEVE

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
EUROPE!

80) Your dream husband/wife:
SOMEONE WHO BUYS ME CHOCOLATE AND PRETTY THINGS AND TAKES ME ON TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD

81) Hiding in your closet?
ME!
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING

82) Under your bed
NOTHING!
MAYBE A PEN OR TWO

83) The name of your closest/best friends?:
THERE ARE A GAZILLION TRILLION OF THEM
TO EVEN LIST THEM WOULD TAKE MY LIFE TIME!
BUT IS HALL LIST THEM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
ACTUALLY NO I'M WORRIED I'LL MISS SOME OUT
YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE MY CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIEND
84) Your favorite time of the day:
ANY TIME I AM HAPPY

85) Your worst fear(s):
RAWR

86) What's the weather like:
I CAN'T SEE OUT THE WINDOW IT IS DARK

87) Your favorite time of year?
ALL TIMES OF THE YEAR

88) Your favorite holiday?
ANYWHERE

89) A material weakness?
CLOTHES AND CHEAP CHEAP ACCESSORIES

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
UGH I DONT KNOW


91) At the top of your "to-do list"?
FINISH EXAMS
SO SO CLOSE... NOT

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
EVERYTHING GETS COMPLICATED AND SHITTY

93) A pet peeve?
PEOPLE WHO DON'T GO FAST ON THE FREEWAY!

94) Your scariest moment:
I NEARLY GOT RUN OVER BY A BUS ONCE




95) Your attitude about love?
WELL I LIKE MY SKETCHERS, BUT I LOVE MY PRADA BACKPACK

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?
NOTHING
I GET THEIR ATTENTION WITH OUT TRYING
LOL JUST KIDDING!


97) The worst feeling in the world:
BEING SAD



98) The best feeling in the world:
BEING NOT SAD



99) Who sent this to you:
YOUR FACE

100) 6 people you tag:
NO
I REFUSE