Monday, June 16, 2008

the many ways to not do study

A GOOGLE SURVEY

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Emily needs eating companions around noon on Wednesday =] I love eating companions!

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search
Emily looks like a man!!

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google:
Emily does the Salmon Dance just like her dad
.. hmm...

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Emily hates the way her mum cooks turkey.
I found a site dedicated to 'We Hate Emily' =[ =[

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search :
Emily has gone mobile and she's burning trees.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Emily loves to bounce

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Emily eats elephants
Or
Emily eats eggs. She struggles.

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Emily has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
..weird.

9: Type in"[your name] works" in Google
Emily works with companies and organizations as a strategic communications consultant

10: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search
Emily lives in her own reality, and her 'strength' comes through this -- though her victory is truly not one in the conventional way of thinkin

11.
Type in"[your name] likes" in google search
Emily likes bowls.

Okay. Back to causation.

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