a classic moment

People:
Kim
Ari
Nat
Sally
Ailie
Eliza
Terry
Lindsay
Myself

Dinner:
Burritos
*side note* Kim had never had these before - So both Ari AND Terry took control of making the guacamole. Into it, Mrs. Delaney put two cloves of garlic. Or maybe it was two halves of a clove of garlic. That's beside the point. There was garlic in it.

Process of Dinner:
.: All are seated at dinner table
.: Pass round microwaved burrito to fill up
.: Kim and Lindsay get guidance on how to make a burrito
.: Ari comments how the cheese looks like sawdust
.: There is a lesson on how to wrap up your burrito in order to eat it
.: Have a few laughs at Lindsay's method of eating her burrito *side note* in case you don't know, you kind of twist your head to the side and eat the burrito side to side. Lindsay happened to try to take direct bites out of it - which is basically impossible
.: When we had all finished burrito one, some decided to move onto burrito number half (Ailie has a lot of trouble ripping burritos in half - mine kind of looked like a broken cone, and you couldn't wrap it up, so I had to eat three sides at once)
.: We then discovered Lindsay was precisely one quarter of the way through her FIRST burrito and was chewing something, making her weird Lindsay faces
*reminder* clove of garlic?
.: We asked Lindsay what she was doing whilst laughing at her funny faces
.: 'There's this weird vegetable thing'
.: Kim realizes that of all the people at the dinner table (may I remind you there were seven professional burrito eaters, and Kim, who can eat anything) Lindsay got the clove of garlic
.: Nat began crying with laughter
.: Lindsay KEPT CHEWING???!!!! (we told her to spit it out but she refused)
.: We asked her what it tasted like. She replied calmly, 'Like my mouth was burning'. Once again, we all lost it. I think noise levels went beyond red.

Ahhhh. Garlic. Ari asked to smell her breath (apparently disgusting) and then everyone wanted a turn! So Lindsay, in true Lindsay style, breathed on everyone, and asked if anyone wanted a smell.

*giggles until stomach hurts*
Then we watched Raise Your Voice and all started crying.