Emily needs...

Good old Google...

You can't spell crapface with PFA: Emily needs a new computer
Emily needs eating companions around noon on Wednesday!
Emily needs to talk to him

Emily wants...

Emily wants to be a cowgirl!
Emily wants a Chris Martin poster
Emily wants Bob to become a counselor at a children's summer camp
Emily wants to do 12 things
Emily and the Intergalatic Lemonade Stand!

Emily loves...

Emily loves to bounce
Emily loves to Stand up (right on...)
Katie loves Emily, Emily loves punch

Emily eats...

Emily eats eight eggs
Emily eats a Sub (Watch Emily take on a footlong sub...)
Emily eats fried worms

Emily wears...

Emily wears the same socks over and over!
Roses are red and Emily wears them!
Emily wears latex, rubber, pvc and leather (dodgy...)
Emily wears the crown of geekdom like a drunk in a New Year's Party hat

*sigh* Google knows me too well